DID YOU KNOW 2025
CHRISTMAS
TIME
Santa Claus was issued a pilot’s license from the U.S.
government in 1927. They also gave him airway maps and promised to keep the
runway lights on.
Children in Sweden might leave out a bowl of porridge for
the “Yule Goat” or “Julbock” which is a Christmas figure in Scandinavian
folklore.
Caribou and Reindeer are the only species in the deer
family where both males and females have antlers. The female’s antlers are
smaller than the males, but they carry them longer. Caribou and Reindeer start
growing their antlers in the Spring. Males lose their antlers by late October /
November. Females, especially those who have had babies, don’t lose their
antlers until May and June. This helps them protect their calves.
Viejito Pascuero (Chile) is the name affectionately used
in Chile for Santa and translates to “Old Man Christmas”. He can be found
delivering gifts via the front door or windows. Sometimes he arrives on
horseback or by boat.
In 1882, the first electrically lit Christmas tree was
introduced by Thomas Edison’s friend and associate, Edward H. Johnson. He
decorated a Christmas tree with a string of 80 red, white and blue electric
bulbs in his New York City home Before then trees were illuminated with
candles.
Pantomimes or “pantos”, are a lively stage event held
during the Christmas season in the UK. The panto combines elements of comedy,
music, dance, and very importantly audience participation.
On Christmas Eve 1914, the first bomb was dropped on
Britain when a German Plane tried to Bomb Dover Castle during WWI.
The name “Santa Claus” comes from the Dutch “Sinterklass”
or St Nicholas who lived in the 4th century AD in south-west Turkey.
It is said he once gave three bags of gold to three girls to prevent them from
having to live on the streets. The three bags of gold have since become
symbolised in the pawnbroker’s three golden balls.
The ingestion of Christmas decorations is the most common
pet, Christmas related injury accounting for over 40% of all pet Christmas
related Vet visits. Pets can ingest decorations such as tinsel, ornaments and
lights, which can cause choking, intestinal blockages or poisoning.
On Christmas day 1932 King George V would broadcast the
very first radio message on the BBC. Queen Elizabeth II would make the first televised
speech on Christmas Day 1957.
THE
NUTCRACKER
Another traditional and much-loved Christmas performance
that involves music is a magical ballet called the “Nutcracker”, it was first
performed at the Imperial Theatre in St Petersburg in Russia, on the 18th
December 1892, and has since become a Christmas Staple. One of the most loved
pieces is the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy. The plot is based on a story
called “The Nutcracker and the King of Mice” by E.F.A Hoffman, however the
story we love today comes from revisions made to the story in 1884 by the noted
French author Alexander Dumas. The story is set on a snowy Christmas Eve and
features a young girl called Clara and her nutcracker doll.
Charitable people in many countries have singled out a
tree (s) in their town where in the colder months the trees become “Mitten
Trees and Scarves of Kindness” This is an initiative where kindly people hang
up gloves and scarves for those in
greatest need to take from the tree to stay warm over the winter months.
New Years Eve is known in Scotland as Hogmanay, this celebration
sees out the old year and greets in the new one. The passing of the old year is
often marked by the toiling of church bells and also by many traditions
including opening all the windows or doors of the house at the stroke of
midnight to let out the old year and usher in the new one.
LED lights have revolutionized Christmas decorating by
being energy-efficient and longer lasting. LED lights can last up to 25,000
hours or more. Not only do they consume up to 80% less energy than traditional
lights, but they also emit less heat, reducing the risk of fire hazards.
THAT
MAGICAL FEELING
Millions of Children have woken early on
Christmas morning and inched their feet down the bed in the pre-dawn silence
until they find their stocking-heavy (with luck), enticingly lumpy and, most of
all, full of promise. In the past stocking presents might be simple, such as a
tangerine, a bag of chocolate coins, some toys and the annual of a favourite
comic or television programme. Today the presents might be more sophisticated
and vastly more expensive. But for many children, both young and old, waking up
to their stocking on Christmas morning is still the most magical part of
a magical day!
MEDICAL
Synesthesia : Is a
condition where one sensory experience in involuntarily linked to another, such
as seeing colours when hearing music.
A leech farm in Wales
sells 15,000 leeches a year to the NHS. They are said to be particularly useful
in plastic surgery, such as breast reconstruction and where a part of the body
has become severed and has had to be sewn back on.
Immunotherapy : This is a
breakthrough cancer treatment that uses the body’s immune system to fight
cancer cells.
The Braille system was
invented by Frenchman Louis Braille in 1824. Braille lost his vision when he
was a child of 3 but developed the system of writing while he was a teen. The
Braille system is an alphabet that has 63 characters that can be written or read
by the blind. Braille was first published in 1829 and is read using the
fingertips.
Antiretrovial Therapy :
This Therapy was first developed in the 1990’s, it transformed HIV from a fatal
disease into a manageable condition.
Winston Churchill suffered
from bouts of depression, he called his “black dog”
Abraham Lincoln suffered
from depression and had several breakdowns during his life. The death threats
that he endured ran into 3 figures.
Vincent Van Gogh painted
his famous “The Starry Night” shortly after checking into a psychiatric
hospital in 1889.
Scottish Bacteriologist
Alexander Fleming trained as a doctor at St Mary’s Hospital in London. After
serving in the Medical core in WWI he became interested in the problem of
controlling infections caused by bacteria. One morning in 1928 Fleming was preparing
a routine set of bacterial cultures when he noticed something was killing the
bacteria. When he investigated further he found that the bacteria had been attacked
by a bread mould / penicillin. From penicillin came the world’s first
antibiotics, drugs designed to kill bacteria.
During his experiences in WWI Fleming was to
develop anti-Cancer Drugs from the symptoms of gas attack victims. Two other
scientists, Howard Florey and Ernst Chain, helped perfect the manufacture of
penicillin, and they shared the 1945 Nobel Prize for Medicine along with
Alexander Fleming.
The world’s first voluntary Blood Donor Service began in
1921 when Percy Oliver and three other British Red Cross members became the
first volunteers to give blood to patients in King’s College Hospital, London.
Having realised that many patients had neither friends or relations willing to
donate blood, he formed the London Blood Transfusion Service and built up a
donor panel from his home.
MUSIC
The Bee Gee’s song “Stayin
Alive” is used to train medical professionals to provide the correct number of
chest compressions per minute whilst performing CPR.
American engineer Robert
Moog and his 1964 invention, the Moog Synthesizer changed popular music forever.
The Moog synthesizer was groundbreaking because when it became available to the
public in 1965, it became the world’s first commercial synthesizer. It was used
on the Beatle’s album “Abbey Road” in 1969.
Bluesman BB King became a
guitar legend for his catchy solos and longevity. From 1949 until 2008, King
released 43 studio albums, 16 live albums and had scores of hit singles. BB
King’s humble start in music began by picking the notes of old discarded guitar
strings by nailing them tight to the wood of his front porch at his home, and
practising constantly.
The line “4,000 Holes” in
Blackburn, Lancashire featured on the 1967 Beatle’s track “A Day in the Life”. The line had come from an article read by John
Lennon in the Daily Mail that reported that there was “one twentieth of a
pothole” for every Blackburn resident in the streets.
Ellen Naomi Cohen, better
known as “Cass Elliot” or “Mama Cass”, struggled with her weight her entire
short life. She died of a heart attack on July 29th 1974 at the age of
32.
At the same time that
Ringo Starr received an offer from Brian Epstein to join the Beatles, he was
also asked to join another Liverpool group called “Kingsize Taylor and the
Dominoes”. Ringo chose the one offering the best wages at £25 a week.
Spoons have been a used as
musical instruments for centuries. Former UB40 singer Duncan Campbell was once
a registered spoon player with the UK’s Musicians’ Union.
Johnny Cash took only
three voice coaching lessons before his teacher advised him to stop the lessons
and to never deviate from his natural voice.
At the 2020 Grammy Awards,
Billie Eilish became the youngest person ever to win the four main awards.
Previously, Taylor Swift held the record.
PETS
AND OTHER ANIMALS
The first cat show was
held at the Crystal Palace in London in 1871, featuring over 170 cats of
various breeds.
Reindeer eyeballs turn
blue in the winter to help them see at lower light levels.
Dogs watch more television
now than a few years ago. The frequency of the transmitted signal has changed
speed and can now be processed by most dogs.
In Taiwan, a group of cat
lovers has built a “cat village” to provide a safe and comfortable home for
stray cats. It was in Taiwan that the world’s first cat café came into
operation.
Although the dog show
Crufts was founded in 1891, it has only been organised by the Kennel Club since
1942 after it bought the rights from the widow of Charles Cruft.
An Animal Shelter in
Florida hosts an annual “Kitten Bowl” event, where visitors can watch adoptable
kittens play football on a miniature field. The event helps raise awareness for
cat adoption and has helped many kittens find their forever homes.
Sir Isaac Newton is
believed to have invented the first cat flap. While Newton was in his attic
trying to conduct light experiments, his cat kept nudging the door open and
letting the light in, spoiling his experiments. So Newton decided to cut a
small opening in the doorway, which he
then covered with felt, attached to the top of the opening.
A racing pigeon failed to
find its way back home and ended up taking a 5,000 mile detour on board the QE2
luxury liner. Liberty, a three-year-old hen, set off with 3.000 other birds
from Nantes in France, for what should have been a nine-hour race home to
Derbyshire. Instead of flying back to the Peak District she landed on the
cruise liner and took a detour to America and back!
In 1996 a team of
scientists working at the Roslin Institute in Scotland succeeded in producing
the first ever cloned mammal, Dolly the Sheep who was born on the 5th
July. Dolly’s name was inspired by the fact that the Cell used to create her
came from a mammary gland, so she was named after buxom Country & Western
singer Dolly Parton.
There is an uninhabited
island in the Bahamas known as Pig Beach, which is populated entirely by
swimming pigs.
There are now Dog Surfing
Instructors that teach dogs how to surf, often participating in dog surfing
competitions.
A study has found that
pigs are on the same intellectual level as chimpanzees.
The Amsterdam Cat Festival
is an annual event that celebrates all things feline. It features a range of
cat-related attractions, from cat-themed markets to cat cafes, and even a cat
adoption boat ride along the Amsterdam’s canals.
Dogs and Humans are the
only animals with prostates.
Roselle was a guide dog
and Dickin Medal winner who led her blind owner down 78 flights of stairs.
Despite the packed stairway and diesel spilling down from above, she kept her
composure and led her blind owner onto the street below. In the confusion many
people could not see where they were going but were led to safety by holding on
to Roselle’s lead.
The Labrador Retriever has
been the most popular breed of dog in Britain since 1989.
A Duck’s feet contain no
nerves or blood vessels, which means they can swim in freezing water. Their
webbed feet act like paddles for the ducks, but it also means they can’t walk
and have to waddle instead.
A cat named Homer was
rescued from a shelter in California after being deemed “unadoptable” due to
his FIV-positive status. However Homer went on to become a Therapy Cat and
helped many people in need. Many dogs and cats are trained to be therapy
animals, providing emotional support and comfort to many people in hospitals,
nursing homes and other care facilities.
LALA
THE PENGUIN
Back in the 1980’s, Yukio Nishimoto, a
construction manager in the southern town of Shibushi, Japan, commented how
much he liked his friend’s stuffed penguin. A while later, when fishing in the
Indian Ocean his friend noticed a live penguin with a badly injured back and
decided to bring it home to Japan for Nishimoto. The fisherman assumed that the
penguin would die, which would allow Nishimoto to have a stuffed penguin of his
own.
By good fortune the
penguin didn’t die but instead the Nishimoto’s nursed the penguin back to
health and treated him like a son and called him Lala. They built him his own
small-enclosed bedroom with a massive air conditioner and they taught him how
to walk into town and visit the fish market. Every day Lala would throw on his
small backpack and waddle down the road, stopping by the neighbour’s house to
take a shower with the garden hose and then off to the store for some mackerel
or sardines (his favourite). In his spare time Lala would become an Internet
sensation!
In 2020, a Cat Shelter in
Canada hosted a “speed dating” event/ where visitors could meet adoptable cats
in a speed dating format. The event helped many cats find their forever homes
and was a fun and unique way to promote cat adoption.
Three -quarters of all
donkeys in Britain live in Donkey Sanctuaries.
The once common dog name “Fido” had its origins in Roman
times. The name is derived from the Latin word fidelis, which means “loyal”.
Altruism : Is a behaviour seen in humans but is also present
in the animal world. Insects and animals like ants and dolphins show an ability
to help others even at a cost to
themselves.
Acre comes from the old English word “aecer”, which means
ploughed field. It was defined as the area a group of oxen could plough in one
day.
MEDIA
AND MIXED BAG
Actor Gary Oldman
has a sister called Laila Morse, who plays Mo Harris in EastEnders.
Cynthia Nixon is a natural blonde, so she had to dye her
hair red for her role in Sex in the City. Sex in the City star Kim Cattrall was
actually born in Liverpool, and trained at the London Academy for Music and the
Dramatic Arts.
At the time of its release in 2011, the most expensive Bollywood film of all time was
the science fiction movie Ra One. It cost $30 million to make.
Harry Potter books were so popular that they were always
released on a Saturday to stop children “skipping school” to read or buy them.
Most Oscars won by a film : Ben-Hur 1959, Titanic 1997
and Lord of the Rings : (The Return of the King) 2003, they each won 11 Oscars.
The original Blue Peter ship logo was designed by
legendary television artist Tony Hart.
The Clangers and Bag-puss creator Peter Firmin brought
Basil Brush to life in 1963. He was paid £12 to make him, receiving just £1 for
each of the puppet’s appearances.
The Simpsons have broken many records in American
television for the number of seasons and
episodes. It is the longest running animated series, longest running sitcom,
and the longest running scripted primetime television series.
Homer Simpson was
named after the father of Simpsons creator Matt Groening. Marge, Lisa, Maggie and Patty are the names of
Groening’s real-life mum, sisters and aunt. The name Bart how-ever was chosen
because it was an anagram of the word brat. The Simpson’s yellow skin was
intended to make the show stand out when viewers were flipping through the
channels.
The phrase “Goodnight, sleep tight” originates from
Shakespeare’s time when mattresses were secured to bed frames by ropes. If you
pulled on the ropes, the bed would tighten and become firmer to sleep on.
The Cathedral Basilica of St Augustine, Florida is the
oldest continuous church congregation in the continental U.S. It was
established by the Spanish on September 8th 1565.
The Green Jacket which is awarded to the winner of The Masters golf tournament,
was first awarded in 1949.
The Butterfly has an exoskeleton which means that its body
and internal organs are protected by an external skeleton. Monarch Butterflies
use the milkweed plant as a host for their larvae.
The longest unbroken alliance in world history is between
England and Portugal. It has lasted since 1386 and still stands today.
Cornish Pasties were first made to be taken down the
mines. The miner’s wife would put their husband’s initials in the crusts, so
they could tell whose pastie belonged to who.
The last country to outlaw slavery was Mauritania in
1981.
Swedish automobile manufacturer Volvo, which has a focus
on safety, gave away its patent to the three-point seat belt in order to allow
others to save lives.
The Persian Empire under Cyrus the Great was known for
its policy of tolerance towards conquered peoples.
The reason why perfumes are sold at the front of
department stores was to stop the smell of horse manure wafting into the store,
in the days before shoppers had modern transport. The idea was thought up by
Harry Gordon Selfridge, founder of the famous department store Selfridge’s.
Pakistani philanthropist Abdul Sattar Edhi founded a
charity providing free healthcare, shelter, and education to millions. His
fleet of ambulances was ready to assist anyone in need, regardless of
background.
The Harland and Wolff shipyard in Belfast has the world’s
biggest dry dock, measuring 1,824 x 305 ft or 556 x 93 metres.
The Lorelei rock stands on the bank of the River Rhine
near St Goar in Germany. It has an extraordinary echo that has given rise to a
popular legend. The story relates that a beautiful girl drowned herself nearby
because her lover left her for another women. She was changed into a siren who
sits on the rock singing and combing her hair, luring sailors to wreck their
boats.
It is believed that over 70% of all the original Land
Rovers ever built are still on the road.
In 1991, British inventor Trevor Baylis invented the Wind-Up-Radio,
enabling millions in the developing world, with no permanent electricity supply
to receive broadcasts. The radio works by winding up a spring, which slowly
uncoils and powers a small internal generator.
During the Irish potato famine (1845-1852), the Choctaw Indians in America
collected $170 to send to Ireland, (although they never had much themselves).
This was only 15 years after the Indian tribes had been forced to relocate on
what became known as the Trail of Tears. However they understood what it was
like to face starvation.
A single mature tree can absorb more than 48 pounds of
carbon dioxide every year and release oxygen back into the air. This is why
trees are so important in urban areas.
The thistle was adopted as the emblem of Scotland during
the 13th century. It is believed
that during that period, an army of King Haakon of Norway, intent on conquering
the Scots, landed at the coast of Largs, Ayrshire under cover of darkness. In
order to move quietly and carefully the soldiers removed their footwear. Unfortunately
for the invaders however, one stood on a thistle and shouted out in pain alerting
the Scots to the invasion. The attack failed.
Wimbledon is the oldest tennis tournament in the world,
first held in 1877 in London.
No Christmas is complete without the sound of the
Salvation Army playing in the town square, but what of its origins? The
“Christian Mission” was started by a Methodist Minister, William Booth, in the
East End of London in 1865. Thirteen years later it was renamed the Salvation
Army and was reorganised along military lines with Booth himself as General in Command.
The soldiers of the Army set about a campaign of
practical help, giving the hungry and
the homeless decent food and shelter in the belief that they might then be able
to listen with more attention to the Christian message. The Army has continued
its work ever since and has spread through many countries, providing homes,
orphanages. Schools, and meals in peace and war for soldiers and civilians alike.
In 1832, English businessman George Muntz invented an
alloy of 60% copper and 40% zinc, it was known as Muntz metal. This new alloy
soon replaced pure copper for sheathing the hulls of wooden ships.
The policeman’s whistle was invented by Birmingham
toolmaker Thomas Hudson in 1883. It came in response to an advert from the
Metropolitan Police, who were looking for a more effective replacement for the
rattle, which was then in use for communication. Hudson’s police whistle could
be used hands-free and the sound carried for over a mile. The first order from
the police was for 21,000 whistles.
MORE
WORLD WAR TITBITS
During WWII many cars (especially in Britain) were rigged
to run on the gas produced by burning coal because of fuel rationing. They were
not a pretty sight but they got many from
A – B. In Wartime Britain many modern conveniences were the first to go.
Since Britain was cut off from a lot of fuel reserves, most fuel needed to be
conserved for the military. To keep civilians from simply siphoning out
gasoline from parked army vehicles, a red dye was added to the military
gasoline so if the police officer did a spot check it would be obvious that the
fuel was stolen.
Entertainer Bruce Forsyth was evacuated from London at
the start of WWII but returned after just three days as he was badly homesick.
Forsyth was going to call himself Jack Johnson when he started out in show
business. However there was already a heavyweight boxer of the same name so he
decided to keep his own name instead.
Gun emplacements, factories and airfields were all
disguised in Britain by the use of camouflage netting.
During WWII, to help troops stay connected with their
loved ones, a special letter system called V-Mail or Victory Mail was
introduced. These letters were designed to be compact and efficiently
transported overseas. Instead of sending physical letters, these V-Mail
messages were photographed onto microfilm, which saved valuable cargo space on
planes and ships. Once developed, the microfilmed letters were printed and
delivered to soldiers, allowing them to receive heartfelt messages from home
despite the distance.
Polish activist Irena Sendler rescued 2,500 Jewish
children by smuggling them out of the Warsaw Ghetto and finding them safe homes
with false identities.
There was a sensation when a parachute bomb smashed
through the roof of the London Palladium to dangle, still live. It was a naval
officer who defused it he was rewarded with free tickets to the Palladium for
life!
The V-2 Rockets were devastating on impact. One hit a
Deptford branch of Woolworth’s crowded with Saturday morning shoppers, killing
160 people, mostly women and children. Yet despite the havoc they wrought,
neither of the V-Weapons proved capable of altering the war’s course. By the
time they had come into use, the war’s end was already in sight.
THE
RECOLLECTIONS OF CHRISTAN ALGREEN-PETERSEN
Christan was a Danish
Resistance worker during WWII German Occupation. “ I was scared nearly all the time,
I think everyone was. The thought of being arrested and tortured was very, very
frightening. It was the little things that got to you, like meeting a friend in
a restaurant and becoming aware that someone sitting nearby seemed interested
in our conversation. Walking the streets at night, when it was very silent and
dark, I used to imagine the Gestapo were round every corner waiting for me. I
kept on the move all the time and never stayed in the same place for more than
a couple of nights.
The worst moments were at
night, trying to get to sleep. Every time I heard a car on the street, I would
jump out of bed to see if the Gestapo were outside. But I never considered
giving up; once you are in something like that you just cannot walk away.”
Copenhagen 1943.
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Hanna Reitsch was a German aviator who was a test pilot
for the Luftwaffe during WWII. She flew the last Luftwaffe plane out of Berlin
in 1945.
During the “Hunger Winter” of 1944-45 the Dutch were
reduced to eating their famous tulips. The bulbs were roasted on stoves, and
proved palatable, though prone to giving people indigestion.
During WWII, rose hips became an important source of
Vitamin C in Britain when supplies of
citrus fruits, such as oranges and lemons, were greatly reduced. The government
encouraged the collection of rose hips and the manufacture of rose hip syrup
which remains in production even today. Rose Hips contain four times as much
Vitamin C as blackcurrants.
During WWII, Lord Woolton, Minister of Food, declared
that Fish & Chips was among the few foods not to be rationed as it was
considered so important to the British diet.
Leslie Howard, who played the part of Ashley in the movie
“Gone With The Wind” died in 1943 when his plane was shot down by German military
over the Bay of Biscay. He was returning to Bristol from Lisbon.
During WWII, the United States government mobilized
everything they could to help with the war effort. This included recruiting
women to important industries eg : Rose the Riveter is an iconic symbol of this
all-hands-on-deck approach. Women were also encouraged to join the armed forces
via organizations such as the Women’s Army Corp, or WAC.
Many Danes wore their caps in RAF red, white and blue
coloured circles to indicate their Allied sympathies, however the occupying
Germans caught on and these caps were banned in 1943.
Women toiled alongside men to make and test barrage
balloons at the Dunlop rubber factory in Manchester.
During the WWII years Norway was under German control.
King Haakon, his family and government were evacuated by the British Navy. They
made it safely to London, where the King set up a government in exile for the
remainder of the war.
Tokyo Rose was the voice of the enemy. Her radio shows were
transmitted across the Pacific region with the sole aim to demoralise the American GI’s and naval crews who were
serving in the region. After the war she was put on trial in the USA.
A “fifth column” is usually taken to mean an undercover
force that is fighting inside the enemy lines. The original Spanish phrase “quinta columna” was used in a
radio address during the Spanish Civil War in October 1936. General Emilio Mora
heard that there were four columns of Franco’s troops marching on the city of
Madrid. He declared that Franco also had
a “fifth column” of sympathisers within the city.
WWI
TITBITS
Jelly Babies were originally called “Peace Babies” when
launched , to celebrate the end of WWI. Production stopped during WWII due to
rationing, and it was only when rationing stopped in 1953 that the name was
changed to Jelly Babies.
In 1917, all convicts were withdrawn from Dartmoor
prison, which was regarded the one of the harshest prisons in the country, so
it could be used to confine the 1,100 conscientious objectors who refused
military service.
Chlorine and Phosgene were chemical weapons that affected
the respiratory tract. Phosgene was six times more deadly than Chlorine and
accounted for 85% of all chemical weapons deaths in World War I. Chemical weapons
could be delivered in two ways in WWI, by
canisters or shells. Canisters required stealth and a favourable wind, while
chemical shells required special cannons.
In WWI the German troops that used the gas/chemical
weapons were known as the Pioneer Regiment 35, whilst the French equivalent was
called the Z Companies. Mustard gas. or sulphur mustard is a substance that
burns the skin, it was first deployed on the battlefield in 1917 during WWI.
Tommy Atkins (The British Soldier) : One of the most
popular nicknames for the British soldier has been “Tommy” it has even been
used by Britain’s allies and enemies. It stands for “Tommy Atkins” a soldier
who never existed. The name originated at the beginning of the 19th
century, when every soldier was issued with a book explaining how to draw their
pay. Certain information had to be
written on a form in the book, giving the soldier’s name, rank, age, length of
service and record. An example of the form was enclosed with each book, made
out in the name of the fictitious Tommy Aitkins, to show the soldier how to fill
in the form correctly. The nickname “Tommy” spread throughout the army and
stuck.
The cardigan was first worn by British soldiers to
protect them from the cold during the Crimean War. It was introduced by James
Thomas Brudenell, the seventh Earl of Cardigan. He is said to have paid £10,000
from his own pocket every year to make sure that his regiment was the most smartly
dressed in the British Army.
ANECDOTES
According to a 2015 issue of Popular Mechanics, you have
a 40% chance of surviving a plane crash if you sit in the tail section. ( seems to make some
sense, when have you ever heard of a plane reversing into a mountain!)
Some years ago when Arthur Fowler was sent to prison in
EastEnders, a couple turned up on the set of the soap and offered to look after
his allotment until he got out. (lost for words on this one)
In November during the late eighties, strong winds in
London blew in the well-known Jewish suburb of Golders Green. It blew off the
last letter of the film being advertised on the front of the Cannon Ionic Cinema.
( It now read “Who
Framed Roger Rabbi”)
A lamb can identify its mother by her bleating sound. (not always! One evening Grace and I took
Buffy the Beagle for a walk near a farmer’s field. We stopped to watch a lamb
being born and all went well except the
new-born ignored its mother’s bleats and ran over to Buffy thinking this was
her mum. She checked Buffy through the fence and wondered where she kept her
“Gold Top” milk. Buffy started to sniff around the lamb searching for the Mint
Sauce!
The average Briton
drinks up to 3 cups of tea a day. ( In our house you could add another decimal point
)
According to Elsa. How do you make holly water? “You have
to boil the hell out of it”!
In the 1980’s, the founder of Pringles, Fredric Baur,
requested to be buried in a Pringles can. His children honoured the request. ( must have been an
awful tight squeeze.)
In feudal Japan, lords purposely built homes with squeaky
floors as a defence measure against ninjas.
(Sadly it would take
more than squeaky floor-boards to keep a determined ninja at bay!)
The world’s deepest mailbox is in Susami Bay, Japan,
where it lies 10 metres underwater. ( I’m awful sorry you never received my Tax
Returns but I was just about to post it when a big hungry shark ripped it out
of my hand. Honest!)
Fish breath oxygen through their gills. The gills diffuse
the oxygen through the fish’s membranes. ( This is a little different from the Human
Sewer Mutants of Futurama. They inhale a cigarette through their mouth and
exhale through their gills!)
In a marriage ceremony of the ancient Inca Indians of
Peru, the couple was considered officially wed when they took off their sandals
and handed them to each other. (This is a symbolic declaration, that during their married life they would each be
responsible for squatting flies, bugs and other crawling “beasties” and not leave
the chore solely to the woman!).
In the UK. a pregnant women can legally relieve herself
anywhere she wants, although some places are best avoided. ( On the isle of a
supermarket unless you have bladder weakness like the woman from Little Britain
or in a friend’s house who has invited you to see her new sofa, or a night at
the cinema or in a Taxi on a long journey or on a Parents / Pupils school
evening when the janitor has locked all the toilets)
In 2008, the world’s first canine theatre production took
place at an arts festival in Glasgow. The show was called “Who Stole my
Sausage”? Featuring sights, sounds and smells designed to capture the attention
of the four-legged audience. ( After the
performance the cleaners were put on twelve -hour-shifts in order to clean up
the excessive amounts of canine drool but a good night was had by one and all.
They all received a complementary sausage but missed the part when the culprit
revealed himself. The dogs all found the sausage and smells much more
important!)
The
Latest From Daisy The Heavy Metal Loving Cow.
The great news is that Daisy is now a mum and gave birth
to a calf she calls Angus that also loves the Heavy Metal music. Buses full of
Scouts and Beaver groups would often attend the farm to see how everything
worked, an educational trip you might say. Sometimes there would be high jinks
on the bus and some of their caps got tossed out the bus window. With the
children getting a tour of the farm it seemed a good time for Daisy and Angus
to nip up the road for some serious Heavy Metal music.
In finding the Kids hats along the road Daisy placed one
on her head as did Angus. The farmhand at the nearby farm was playing his
stereo full up with the best of Heavy Metal music filling the air. Daisy
decided to start her dance with her front hoofs clearing the ground and her
hoofs making a clack/clomping sound when
it hit the ground and her head kept on nodding up and down. Angus soon caught
on and did the same, just behind Daisy. They continued up the road with this
dance until they came to a stop and turned back as if they were on the edge of
a stage. Back and fore they went as happy as a sandboys.
Meanwhile across the road lived an old-retired farmer called
Alec A’haf who was living alone and had sadly of late been drinking heavily. He
sat on his wooden porch swigging from his bottle when he witnessed the weirdest
“hallucination”. He saw two crazy cows dancing up the road wearing schoolboy
caps. Alec decided if he kept drinking he was on the “Highway to Hell” He
poured out the contents of his bottle into the grass and slung the empty bottle
into the wheelie bin. He decided to make a cup of tea and fingered through the
TV guide top find a programme to take his mind of this dreadful apparition .
The first
programme3 that caught his eye was the film “Whisky Galore” in the
circumstances he felt it best to give it a miss. The next programme was “Star
Trek”. Alec pondered this, as far as he knew there were no Weirdo Cows in outer
space! However he opted for the movie “The Full Monty” he thought it was a war
movie about Montgomerie’s advance thru North Africa. Alec switched on the TV
just as the film was starting but, the days events had caught up with him and
he fell asleep
. When Alec woke up there were men dressed in bright
colourful thongs with sparklie bits. To the best of Alec’s knowledge the
British 8th Army wore Standard Issue Khaki underwear so where did
these sparklie thongs come from? If they get sand on the inside of that string
they’ll’’ have more to worry about than Rommel. Alec was expecting to hear some
wartime tunes like Lili of Marlane, however the only song he heard was “You can
leave your hat on” Alec felt that this “War Movie” was a bit weird so he
decided to have an early night. It had been a long, strange day!
Well, as it
happens, the kids got their hats back and the cows have all their fresh straw
bedding in place for night-time. One cow remarked to another, “Why has Daisy
and Angus not got any straw bedding in place”? The 2nd cow
replied “that’s because they prefer to sleep on a big bundle of old Kerrang Magazines”!
In was now getting late and the farmer went to check once
more on his cows. What he saw put him in a panic, Daisy was om her side but her
back leg was trembling and bent in whilst her front leg was straight out and
almost ridged. He feared she had taken a stroke. He shouted for his wife Jean
to come over quickly and have a look. We might need to call a vet! Jean went
into the byre and checked on Daisy and came out quickly. Husband! you’re a damn
fool! Its just Daisy practicing her “Air Guitar”. Oh well, it had been a long
hard day and tomorrow would be little different so they headed inside for a
bite of supper and then an early night.
ALL THE BEST FOR
CHRISTMAS!
SUMMER
DID YOU KNOW 2025
The oldest Golf Course in
the World is the Old Links Golf Course in Musselburgh, Scotland which date back
to the 16th Century. In 1829 the greenkeeper at Musselburgh Golf
Club is said to have used a 4 ¼ inch wide piece of drainage pipe to cut a hole
in the green. That measurement was later adopted by the games governing body,
and today golf holes all over the world measure the exact same diameter.
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Strawberry Field in
Liverpool was once an opulent mansion built for a wealthy shipping mogul. It
was sold to the Salvation Army around 1936 and converted into an orphanage for
girls. As a child, John Lennon found an escape from the hardships of life
wandering around Strawberry Field with his beloved Aunt Mimi and friends. This
brought about the birth of the song “ Strawberry Fields For Ever”.
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In 1824 The Royal National
Lifeboat Institution or R.N.L.I. was founded in Britain. In 1899 a merchant
ship ran aground off the English coast. They would send the very first radio distress
call and in 1906 S.O.S. (Save our souls) was established as the International
Distress Call. It replaced the call sign CDQ which was sometimes interpreted as
“Come Damn Quick”
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Towering over a canal in
Falkirk, Scotland are two glowing Horses Heads! They are called the Kelpies, named after
Horse-Like mythical creatures from Scottish & Irish Legends. The steel sculpture
is the work of Scottish Artist Andy Scott. He made it due to the big role that
horses had played in the area’s history. Each head weighs around 330 Tons and
stands nearly 100ft tall, as high as a 10-storey building!
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Dennis Bergkamp was a
Dutch International Footballer. He was born in Amsterdam and was the last child
of Wim & Tonnie Bergkamp’s four sons, His father was an electrician and
amateur footballer. Dennis’s first name
was given in honour of the Manchester United & Scotland Striker
Denis Law. To apply with Dutch customs an extra “n” was inserted into his first
name to satisfy the Dutch register.
Bergkamp was brought up
through the re-nouned Ajax Youth System joining the club at age 11. In coming
seasons he would establish himself in the full Ajax team and later he signed
for Arsenal from 1995 – 2006 and is now taking up coaching positions back in
the Netherlands.
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THE
WOMEN’S RURAL INSTITUTE (W.I)
The Woman’s Institute was
formed in Britain in 1915 with the first meeting taking place on the Isle of
Anglesey, Wales. The institute was originally brought about to revitalise rural
communities and encourage women to become more involved in producing food
during the First World War.. Since then the organisation’s aims have broadened
and the W.I. is now the largest voluntary women’s organisation in the UK.
During WWII the
organisation came into its own by providing much needed services with little
fuss and got busy with the jobs in hand. Their vans alongside others would be
on site to help all those who had been “bombed out” with tea food and blankets.
They would also provide portable kiosks to supply out-of-hours trains with
Food, Tea and Cigarettes etc.
In more recent times the
W.I. voted for more information available to the public about HIV and Aids at
their General Meeting in 1986. W.I. campaigned to raise awareness on the
immunodeficiency virus. In 2007 the new
membership magazine W.I. LIFE was launched while in 2012 the first WI inside a
woman’s prison is formed hoping to improve their mental health.
CUMBERNAULD
The Scottish town of
Cumbernauld has a history that stretches back at least to the Roman Times when
Cumbernauld was a Roman Fort on the Antonine Wall, the northern limit of the
Roman Empire. Cumbernauld’s name comes from the Gaelic, meaning the “meeting of
the streams” between the River Clyde and the Firth of Forth.
Cumbernauld was designated
a new town in 1955 to cope with the housing crisis in Glasgow after WW11. It
became in 1981 the location for the Bill Forsyth Movie, Gregory’s Girl. Cumbernauld
is located in North Lanarkshire.
Opening to the public on
10th January 1863, The London Underground is the oldest rapid
transit system in the world. By 1884 a “Round London” Ring Line The Circle had
been completed.
WAR
SNIPPETS
Polish Doctor Eugen
Lazowski faked a Typhus epidemic to protect an entire village from Nazi raids.
His actions saved thousands from deportation.
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Whistling in the street
for a taxi was banned in London during WW1 in -case the sound was mistaken for
an air raid warning. Buying of rounds of drinks was also banned as it
encouraged late night drinking which effected work performance and the War
effort.
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Operation Mincemeat; was a
British deception operation in WW11 using a corpse with fake documents to
mislead the Germans about the Allied invasion of Italy.
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During the Nanking
Massacre, German Businessman John Rabe saved thousands of Chinese citizens by
creating a safety zone. He had influence due to his Nazi Party connections and
managed to negotiate with Japanese Forces.
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In 2022 a military surgeon
Andrii Verba miraculously removed a live, unexploded grenade from the chest of
a Ukrainian soldier, without setting it off. Due to the risk of explosion, two
military engineers were at hand throughout and managed to dispose of the
grenade after it was removed.
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Nutella the chocolate
spread was invented during WW11 when an Italian Pastry Maker mixed Hazelnuts
into his chocolate to extend his chocolate ration.
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Desmond Doss a medic in
WW11 refused to carry a weapon yet saved the life of 75 wounded soldiers on
Okinawa’s battlefield. His acts of bravery earned him the Medal of Honor.
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Louis Zamperini survived
47 days on a raft in the Pacific Ocean during WW11, he then endured two years
in Japanese P.O.W. Camps.
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Adolf Hitler’s mother
seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
(There’s a lot to be said
for a second opinion)
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During WW11 a US Naval
Destroyer won a battle with a Japanese Submarine by throwing potatoes at them.
The Japanese thought they were grenades. (Praise the lord and pass the Golden Wonders!)
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When Germany invaded
Denmark in 1940 during WW11, eminent scientists, Max Von Lave and James Franck
stopped the Nazis from seizing their Nobel Prizes by having the 23-karat gold
medals dissolved in acid by a chemist. After the War in 1950 the chemistry was
reversed and the precipitated gold was reset inro medals. They were
re-presented to the scientists two years later.
PETS
& OTHER ANIMALS
In Ypres, Belgium, The
Kattenstoet Festival celebrates cats with Parades, Costumes, and an Entire Day
dedicated to Feline Fun. Its pure cat chaos like something straight out of a
cartoon!
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Gracie the Border Collie is
employed by Montana’s Glacier National Park as a “Bark Ranger” – a dog that
helps to herd goats, deer, sheep and other wildlife away from areas where there
are a lot of human visitors.
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For 20 years, a cat named
Stubbs served as the mayor of the small town of Talkeetna, Alaska. So popular
was Stubbs that residents kept Re-Electing the cat in successive “elections”.
While Stubbs didn’t pass any laws, he brought in tourists from all over the
world eager to meet the feline leader.
(you’ve seen the duds - now vote for Stubbs!)
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Alex a Husky Dog was
rescued from underneath the rubble of a
collapsed building in Hatay Provence, Turkey. This was 23 days after the 2023
Earthquake. He survived for over 3 weeks without Food, Water or Sunlight. He
was found when a rescue worker heard faint cries coming from beneath a pile of
fallen concrete.
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Greenland Sharks live for
at least 270 years – maybe even as long as 500 years. They do not reproduce until
they are 150 years old. They also grow extremely slowly, at a rate of around
0.4 inches a year.
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Snakes can help predict
Earthquakes, they can sense a coming earthquake from 120km away, up to 5 days
before it happens.
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When New York’s Brooklyn
Bridge opened in 1883 many people believed it would collapse. To prove its
safety circus owner P.T. Barnum led 21 elephants across the bridge on May 17th
1884.
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Bailey was an adopted
Husky mix dog who went missing from her new home, showed up two days later
after walking 10miles 16km to her former shelter in El Paso, Texas simply
ringing the door-bell in the middle of the night.
(Who on earth can that be at this time of night!
It must be important then bell keeps ringing. I’ll let you go down-stairs, I
can’t find my slippers!)
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Studies have shown that
cows listening to classical music produce more milk. Beethoven and Mozart are
their favourites. While many animals are curious about louder sounds, cows are
not fans of rock or Heavy Metal with the exception of the odd cow. (Daisy the cow could hear
the music she liked coming from the Farm workers stereo on the other farm. She
slipped out the field and started dancing up the road, she found a young school-boys
cap and managed to place it on her head, her head was moving up and down and
left and right. One of the cows asked where Daisy was going? Another cow
answered, she’s on the Highway to Hell!)
The farmer
had recently bought an AI Artificial Robotic Cattleman known as Micky. Metal
Micky had also gone missing that day. Apparently he also loved Heavy Metal
music and was “head-banging”his way up the road. Sadly he shook his head too
much and it fell off ! It rolled along the road and eventually fell in a
pot-hole. Back at the farmers field all you could hear was a faint “Does not
Compute!!............Does Not Compute!!)
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Police Officers in
Chongqing, China have trained six Squirrels to sniff out drugs. With their keen
sense of smell, Squirrels are not only skilled detectors but being smaller and
faster, they can reach high and awkward spots that are inaccessible to sniffer
dogs.
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In the American State of
Kansas it is illegal to push ducks over waterfalls! The term Anatidaephobia is the fear that
somewhere somehow a duck is watching you. (What did you do with my uncle Donald? You pushed
him over a waterfall didn’t you! You never had the decency to offer him a barrel!)
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Vanilla Flavouring is
sometimes made with the urine of Beavers.
(I shudder to think how the chocolate sauce is
made!)
Around
The World
Table knives that had
rounded tips originated in 17th Century France. Cardinal Richelieu
ordered that all knives be dulled/rounded to prevent fights during meals – a
practical solution to a violent problem. ( I wonder how many people would still be around
today if we all took Cardinal Richelieu’s advice!)
People who donate blood in
Sweden are sent a Text Message each time
their blood saves a life. (A very good idea)
Certain Brands of Bottled
Water sell for hundreds or even thousands of Dollars . They claim the water
comes from remote mountains or is “infused” with Moon Energy. ( My preference would be
Del & Rodney’s Peckham Spring water, its “infused” with Chlorine!)
Fire Whirls : Also known
as Fire Tornadoes occur when intense heat and turbulent winds combine during
wildfires.
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Mangroves : These coastal Trees can survive in salt water
and protect shorelines from erosion and storm surges.
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(Something for those amongst you who’s preference
in movies is of the Whack kind)
For those that remember
there being an airport heist in “Goodfellas” well it actually took place.
Lufthansa (1978) thieves stole around $5 Million in cash $875,000 in Jewellery
from JFK Airport, as depicted in the movie.
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Germany’s Cologne Cathedral
took 632 years to build. Construction began in 1248 but it was not finished
until 1880. It was the World’s tallest building for 4 years. It is now a UNESCO
World Heritage Centre.
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Swedish company Mo’cycle
created AIRBAG JEANS for motorcyclists. Airbags that are built into the pants
inflate and offer IMPACT PROTECTION to the rider’s lower body during an
accident.
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Oak Island Money Pit : This
is a site on Oak Island, Nova Scotia where treasure hunters have been searching
for buried treasure since the 18th Century.
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In Italy, a war broke out
between Modena and Bologna because residents of Modena stole a bucket from a
public well in Bologna. Although it was meant as a prank, Bologna took it as an
act of war. It would lead to a battle that claimed hundreds of lives. The
bucket is still displayed in a museum in Modena in what was known as The (1325)
War Of The Bucket.
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The term forty-niners was
the name given to the great influx of miners into California in 1849 at the
early period of the Gold-Rush. Suppling trousers to the men was a clothing firm
called Levi Strauss. Although the jeans were hard wearing they were vulnerable
in certain parts and ripping under the tough gold mining conditions. Levi
Strauss saw that it was the same areas of cloth that was affected’ so he
strengthened these areas using copper rivets, and the rest is history.
The Gold-Rush in the
Klondike in Northern Canada began in 1896 with the majority of gold mined by
1900 however commercial digging continued until 1966.
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There is an Insurance Policy
issued against Alien Abduction (best to read the small print, you may be covered
against Alien Abduction but what about Alien Probing!)
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There is a Japanese
village called Nagoro which has 35 inhabitants but over 350 scarecrows. (There must be some doubt
that they are all scarecrows some may be Zombies. The first test is to listen
carefully, in the distance of you can hear high pitched Sci Fi music followed
by Brains! Brains! Or are you hearing the singing of “If I only had a brain”. If the later is true
take yourself off to the hard-wear store for wood and nails and barricade
yourselves in!)
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Lightning kills more
people in Florida than in any other U.S. State. It claims about 10 lives a
year, about 10% of the national total. Some open spaces in Florida have had
warning devices installed, so that when lightning is detected within a 5mile
(8km) radius an alarm sounds. This allows people to get undercover.
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After his boat sank , a Brazilian
fisherman survived for 11 days at sea in shark infested waters by floating
inside a freezer. Unable to swim, as the boat started to capsize and the
contents scattered, he climbed into a large freezer. The freezer was floating
on the surface of the water so he jumped inside it until another boat picked
him up off the coast of Suriname. (Now if I put myself in this situation I will
explain why I no longer buy Lottery tickets. I find myself floating aimlessly in a large
chest freezer however fortunately no sharks have attempted a “nibble” and I
haven’t drowned in the sea. I notice in the distance a ship sailing nearer then
a freak wave hits the chest freezer and slams the lid shut! I am now stuck
inside the Chest Freezer with no way out ( these things were not designed to be
opened from the inside.) I have avoided the sharks and drowning in the South
Atlantic Ocean only to suffocate at sea in a chest freezer.!)
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A very wise Angolan
Proverb states : The one who throws a stone forgets, he who is hit remembers
forever.
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English Nurse Edith Cavell
was tried and convicted of being a spy during WW1. As she was led to her
execution she requested the Hymn “Abide
by me” her last words were ( Patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
or bitterness towards anyone.)
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Elvis Presley had a twin
brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis has the middle name
Aron. Elvis Presley’s Birthplace and
Museum opened in 1992 in Tupelo, Mississippi. Elvis, on his father’s
side was a direct relation of Andrew Presley from Aberdeenshire who left
Scotland around the time of the Jacobite
uprising and settled in North Carolina for a time.
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Cruise Ships are legally
required to carry Body Bags and maintain a Morgue. (It’s true what they say,
See Naples and Die)
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The Woodstock Rock
Festival : “The Woodstock Nation” came together in a time that was marked by
Race Riots, Political Assassinations and the continual grind of the Vietnam
War. Despite being ankle deep in mud, with 17 miles of bumper - bumper traffic,
shortages of water and sanitation it became a defining moment in Rock history.
There were 31 performers who were paid anywhere from $18,000 – $2,500. (Jimi
Hendrix) was paid $18,000 with the (Grateful Dead) being paid $2,500. At the
1969 festival 3 people was born and 3 died and yet they still brought about a
festival of love and peace.
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Some African languages
such as Xhosa and Zulu use click sounds as consonants. (These click sounds
should not be confused with the BBC program Click or the “clicks” (boyfriends)
of Daphne Broon. Has anyone noticed that Daphne’s “clicks” are getting a bit
long in the tooth. Well I suppose none of us are getting any younger!)
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The Microwave was invented
after a researcher walked by a Radar Tube and a chocolate bar melted in his
back pocket.( I wonder if this researcher was the late/ great Scots comic Chic
Murray.)
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Every year 6,000 people in
the UK get hurt putting their trousers on. ( this is a problem for the more mature in years.
Getting the first trouser leg “in” is usually no problem however in attempting
the other leg your foot gets stuck half-way. You then start to hop across the
bedroom floor until you collide with the metal radiator. At this point you
squeal like a little piggy whilst turning the “air blue” this I thes original
definition of the term (Cross-Dresser.)
The
Destruction of the Jewish Temple in AD 70
When Jesus was speaking to
his disciples on some occasions his disciples remarked on the strength and size
of stone of the Jewish Temple. Jesus told them in Matthew 24 : Verses 1
& 2 : “Jesus was leaving the temple when his disciples came and pointed to
the building . Yes look at it all. I tell you this : not one stone will
be left upon another; all will be thrown down.” This prophesy of Jesus was
repeated in Mark Chapter 13: verse 2 and Luke Chapter 21 Verse 6.
The former Jewish Kingdom
of Judea had been under Roman rule since 4 B.C however a Jewish revolt had
broken out in AD66.The Roman Emperor Vespasian sent his son Titus to suppress
the revolt. The Grand Temple was marked down for destruction because the Romans
believed it would house many Jewish Zealots which could continue a Guerilla war
against the Roman Occupiers.
The Temple itself was the
treasury of the Jewish Nation. Large parts of the Holy Temple both inside and
outside were covered in sheets of gold. When the Temple was put on fire, large
amounts of gold melted and poured into the stones surrounding area. The Gold melted and descended into the
cracks and crevices of the stonework. In order to recover the melted gold, the 10th Roman
Legion had their Jewish captives uproot every stone of the temple. The Jewish
captives were given long metal rods to prod and prise the stones loose, this
included the foundation stones.
Another factor was all that all the stones
including the foundation stones for important buildings contained Gold or
Silver, this was due to many buildings being close to the main earthquake
fault-line that runs from the Red Sea up to Turkey. From this main fault-line
the area of Judea etc is “criss-crossed” with faults and tremors. Silver and/or
Gold connections were used as they would not break therefore giving the
structure greater “give” and stability.
So much Gold was
discovered in this way that the price of the metal in the Roman Empire went
down to half its pre-war value. After the uprising was defeated many Jewish
prisoners were shipped to Rome to labour on the building of the Colosseum.
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In an attempt to combat vandalism, the council
of Klaipeda, Lithuania, announced that all public toilets in the town would
automatically lock-in customers if they took longer than five minutes inside. (Coach tours for the Elderly)
announced it was returning to Britain with half the male passengers missing!)
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A 330lb, 150kg, 7ft bull
shark suddenly jumped into a familys small boat as they were fishing on a river
in Queensland , Australia. At the time the family were concentrating on keeping
a safe distance from a large crocodile on the riverbank. (I think your gonna need
a bigger brain!)
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A man from, Lancashire,
England, rode a regular sit-on lawnmower the entire length of Britain from John
O’ Groats, Caithness to Lands End, Cornwall. He covered the 874 miles (1,398km)
in 5 days 8 hours and 36 minutes, reaching a top speed of almost 10mph (16
kmph). ( It was believed his
time would have been much faster if he didn’t need to keep emptying the
recovery bucket at various points along the way!)
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An 81-year- old man from
Angol, Chile woke up to find himself lying in a coffin at his own wake. Once he
had been helped out of the coffin he asked for a glass of water. (If I woke up in my coffin during my own funeral I think I would need
something stronger than a glass of water!)
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Beagle Dogs, Candie and
Chipper, part of the U.S. Customs and Borders
“ Beagle Brigade”, sniffed out two giant African slugs in a passenger’s
luggage in Atlanta, Georgia! (Ah! what clever little Beagles! Maybe they can give advice on
keeping Gracie’s Hosta plants slug free for next year!)
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During the Middle Ages in
Europe executioners would sell the human fat from the corpses as a health
remedy for many ailments including toothache, arthritis etc which would be
available at 17th century pharmacies. (Call me Mister Picky but I think I’ll stick to
Paracetomol)
Two workers at a federal
building in Washington DC suffered cuts after a plumbing malfunction caused two
toilets to explode sending tiny shards of porcelain flying through the air. The
2,500 employees in the building were warned not to use the bathrooms until the
problem was fixed. (Easier said than done), This story reminds me
of a town that were making renovations
to the local graveyard. Flyers were sent out to the effect that people should
not die until the renovations were complete. I’m sure many would have loved to
comply but once again, easier said than done!
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Whiskers a young cat from
Somerset, England got her name from the large whiskers that she has. (The cat was very proud of his whiskers and
rubbed them constantly against the furniture, however his owner started
watching a TV programme called( Escape to the Chateau). Whiskers flew into a
jealous rage when he saw a man with bigger whiskers than him. His owner seeing
that the cat was agitated decided to change the TV channel. Unfortunately they
were now watching Blackadder Goes Forth and there was a very senior officer
with whiskers so long, at bedtime he had to put them in a hairnet. Whiskers
took a tantrum and disappeared through the cat-flap and never returned until
suppertime. Whiskers was a more- humble cat on his return and had learned a
valuable lesson, Whisker envy is a terrible thing!
A blind English boy has learned
to “see” the world around him for the first time by using echolocation – the
technique used by bats and dolphins. By clicking his tongue on the roof of his
mouth, the boy can discover where and how big objects are depending on the
echoes that bounce back. He uses this method to play basketball, determining
which direction the hoop is in and how far away it is before making his shot.
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A man from New South
Wales, Australia, has donated his rare type of blood 1,000 times. It contains an
antibody that has saved over two million Australian babies from Rhesus disease,
a serious form of anaemia.
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Doctors at McGill
University , Montreal, Canada, treat patients with a lazy eye by getting them
to play the video game TETRIS because it trains both eyes to work together.
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Microscopic nanobees, made
from perfluocarbon – a material used in artificial blood – has been used by
scientists at a university in St Louis, Missouri, to kill cancer tumours by
stinging them. The nanobees, measuring just 3 millionths of an inch across, are
armed with melittin, a toxin found in bee venom, which destroys cancerous cells
by drilling holes through them.
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Researchers at Nottingham
Trent University, UK have developed a car seat that detects when drivers are
falling asleep at the wheel. An electrocardiogram sensor system embedded into
the fabric of the seat interprets heart signals, which indicate when a driver
is becoming less alert. The system then issues a warning, and if that is
ignored, active cruise technology is deployed to slow the vehicle down.
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To highlight the poor
condition of roads in Panama City, local TV News Show Telemetro Pepirta
installed motion -sensitive devices in the pot-holes across the city that sent
a complaint tweet directly to the Twitter account of the Department of Public
Works every time they were run-over by a vehicle.
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A girl with cerebral palsy
who can write only by touching a keyboard with her lips has been offered a
contract to have her first novel published. The girl from Wang Qianjin, China
is virtually paralyzed and has never had a day’s schooling in her life. However
she taught herself Chinese by watching captioned TV dramas and memorising the
pronunciation and structure of the different characters.
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Hollywood heartthrob Hedy
Lamarr pioneered transmitting radio signals via changing frequencies to ensure
American radio-guided weapons remained undetected during WWII. Hedy Lamarr was
born in Austria on 9th NOV
1914 and became a famous Hollywood actress of the 1940’s. She is best
known for her role as Delilah in the Hollywood blockbuster Samson & Delilah
in1949.
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At the beginning of WWII,
along with George Antheil they co-invented a Radio Guidance Technology to
defeat the threat of radio jamming of Allied torpedoes by the Axis powers. This
technology is still in use today as a
component part of Satellite and Cellular phone security / protection. In 1960
Hedy Lamarr was given a “star” on Hollywood Boulevard.
Paralysed in an accident ,
Jasper the dachshund lost the use of his hind legs until scientists at
Cambridge University, UK, intervened. The scientists injected cells from the
dog’s nose into the injured part of his spine resulting in the dog being able
to walk again.
Scientists at the
University of St Andrews in Scotland taught a grey seal named Zola to sing
“Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” and the theme to Star Wars!
Ventura County Fire
Department in California hired hundreds of hungry goats in 2019 to eat the
dried brush that presented a fire hazard.
A blind couple from
Stoke-on-Trent, England, fell in love and got engaged after their seeing-eye
dogs Venice and Rodd hit it off during training classes.
On Middle Island off the
coast of Victoria, Australia, Maremma sheepdogs protect a colony of the world’s
smallest penguins from predators. Penguins are born with a gland above their
eyes that filters out salt from their blood.
Crunchie, a male
strawberry roan Welsh mountain pony, had to sleep on a bed of shredded
waste-paper at his stable in Cheshire, UK. This was because the pony suffered
from hay fever. He was diagnosed as being allergic to the dust in traditional
straw beds after suffering a near-fatal asthma attack in 2009.
After finding a barely
breathing newborn calf in a snowbank on his farm near Culter, Indiana, US, he
saved the animals life by jumping fully clothed into a hot tub with the
shivering animal to heat the calf up. He then dried the calf thoroughly, took
it indoors and wrapped it in electric blankets. The calf named Leroy, made a
full recovery.
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National elections in the U.S.A. always take
place on a Tuesday owing to a law dating back to 1845. This gave people time to
reach a voting station when traveling by horse. Tuesday was chosen because it
did not clash with Sunday worship or market day, which was held on a Wednesday
in many towns.
One in 5 Canadians are
related to someone who emigrated to the country through Pier 21 at Halifax,
Nova Scotia, which could be considered the “Ellis Island” of Canada.
Dutch wheelchair tennis
player Esther Vergeer did not lose a single match between 2003 and her retirement
in 2013. She ended her career with an unbroken winning streak of 470 matches!
Elvis Presley (USA,
1935-77) established the concept for stadium concerts with a 5-date tour of the
Pacific Northwest in August and September 1957. The first of these shows is
regarded as Rock’s first real stadium concert.
In Mongolia, Tibet, and
many other provinces of China, tea was compressed into blocks and given as
wages.
In 2012, the town of
Boring, Oregon, voted in favour of becoming a “sister community” or “twin town”
to the Scottish village of Dull. Boring was named after William Boring, an
early resident of the area, and Dull is thought to have taken its name from the
Pictish word for field.
Banana ketchup is made
from mashed banana, sugar, vinegar and
spices and it is a popular Filipino condiment that is often coloured red to
resemble tomato ketchup. It was first produced during WWII when there was a
shortage of tomato ketchup but an
abundance of bananas.
A woman named Manu gave
birth on a train toilet in Rajasthan, India only to have her baby fall through
the waste drainage system and end up on the tracks. Although Manu had lost
consciousness, luckily a nearby railway guard heard the baby’s cries and
alerted railway bosses who stopped the train and rescued the child.
The Beverly Clock, located at the University
of Otago in Dunedin, New Zealand is a working mechanical clock that has not
been wound since 1864. It is powered solely by changes in pressure and
temperature.
Ruth Belville made a
living selling the time to the people of London. Ruth inherited the business
from her father, John who launched the service in 1836. Each morning he visited
the Greenwich Observatory and set his watch before heading out by buggy to
adjust the clocks of more than 200 clients. Upon his death in 1856 his widow
Maria took up the business and Ruth continued from 1892 until the beginning of
WWII when bombing was to make the streets too dangerous to travel along.
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LOUIS WAIN
Louis William Wain 5th
August 1860 – 4th July 1939 was an English artist best known for his
drawings of “humanised” cats and kittens in both appearance and behaviour. He
was born in Clerkenwell, London and sold his first drawing in 1881. In 1884 he
married Emily Richardson, their happy marriage ended 2 years later when Emily
died of breast cancer. During her illness a stray black and white kitten named
Peter was a great comfort to Emily in her terminal illness. As Louis sat with
his wife he began drawing Peter from every possible angle. That was the first
time Louis showed any interest in cats.
Wain’s cats became more
and more human as his career progressed. . He became a prolific illustrator,
producing hundreds of designs a year for magazines, newspapers, children’s
books and picture postcards.
Sadly, Wain suffered with
mental health problems throughout his life which seemingly worsened after the death of his wife in 1887.
It is thought he may have suffered from schizophrenia as well as anxiety and
depression. He made errors of judgement when it came to business. This led to
his descent into poverty, despite the continued popularity of his work.
With his mental health
worsening his sisters eventually committed him to the pauper ward of London’s
Springfield Mental Hospital in 1924. A campaign was started to raise funds for
his care which was supported by writer H.G. Wells and Prime Ministers Stanley
Baldwin & Ramsay Macdonald among others. He was brought into Napsbury
Hospital in St Albans. A better mental health facility that looked after convalescent
soldiers from WW1. Wain’s final years were spent in better circumstances also the fund
provided for his elderly sisters who were also living in poverty. The work of
Louis Wain will be enjoyed by many for future years to come.
In the year 1914 medical
history was made in a Brussels hospital when the first successful Blood
Transfusion was performed.
THE DUST BOWL HOW / WHERE
& WHEN
The year was 1935 and
disaster had already struck the hard-pressed folk of America in the shape of
the Depression. Just as they were pinning their hopes on a brighter future with
Presidents Roosevelt’s NEW DEAL programmes, dust storms threatened half the
country. The worst hit areas were the so-called “Dust Bowl” states of Kansas,
Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma, Texas & New Mexico.
In the 1920’s much of the
vast prairie was planted with wheat which degraded the top-soil, leaving the
land dusty and arid. These conditions were ideal for the turbulent prairie
winds to whip up into a huge black destructive mass. This mass devastated homes
and crops with the government urged to
declare the affected area a disaster zone.
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Hollywood Actress Sharon
Stone, during auditions for the 1995 film The Quick and the Dead was greatly
impressed with the talents of the young Leonardo Di Caprio and wanted him
included in the cast. The studio said , “if you want him so much you can pay
him out of your own salary” and, that’s what she did!
In life one good deed often follows another
and Leonardo Di Caprio and Kate Winslet, the stars of the 1997 movie Titanic
helped pay the nursing home fees of Millvina Dean . She was the last Titanic
survivor. By paying for nursing home fees she did not have to sell any more
mementos of the disaster to raise cash. She died in 2009 aged 97.
Greyfriars Bobby was a
Skye terrier who became known in 19th Century Edinburgh for spending
14 years guarding the grave of his owner John Gray until he died himself on 14th
January 1872. A statue of Bobby sits at the corner of Candlemaker row and the
George IV bridge. It is a category A listed building.
THE END
AND ALL THE BEST!
MIXED
The oldest Golf Course in the World is the
Old Links Golf Course in Musselburgh, Scotland which date back to the 16th
Century. In 1829 the greenkeeper at Musselburgh Golf Club is said to have used
a 4 ¼ inch wide piece of drainage pipe to cut a hole in the green. That
measurement was later adopted by the games governing body, and today golf holes
all over the world measure the exact same diameter.
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Strawberry Field in Liverpool was once an
opulent mansion built for a wealthy shipping mogul. It was sold to the
Salvation Army around 1936 and converted into an orphanage for girls. As a
child, John Lennon found an escape from the hardships of life wandering around
Strawberry Field with his beloved Aunt Mimi and friends. This brought about the
birth of the song “ Strawberry Fields For Ever”.
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In 1824 The Royal National Lifeboat
Institution or R.N.L.I. was founded in Britain. In 1899 a merchant ship ran
aground off the English coast. They would send the very first radio distress call
and in 1906 S.O.S. (Save our souls) was established as the International
Distress Call. It replaced the call sign CDQ which was sometimes interpreted as
“Come Damn Quick”
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Towering over a canal in Falkirk, Scotland
are two glowing Horses Heads! They are called
the Kelpies, named after Horse-Like mythical creatures from Scottish &
Irish Legends. The steel sculpture is the work of Scottish Artist Andy Scott.
He made it due to the big role that horses had played in the area’s history.
Each head weighs around 330 Tons and stands nearly 100ft tall, as high as a 10-storey
building!
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Dennis Bergkamp was a Dutch International Footballer.
He was born in Amsterdam and was the last child of Wim & Tonnie Bergkamp’s
four sons, His father was an electrician and amateur footballer. Dennis’s first
name was given in honour of the
Manchester United & Scotland Striker Denis Law. To apply with Dutch customs
an extra “n” was inserted into his first name to satisfy the Dutch register.
Bergkamp was brought up through the re-nouned
Ajax Youth System joining the club at age 11. In coming seasons he would
establish himself in the full Ajax team and later he signed for Arsenal from 1995
– 2006 and is now taking up coaching positions back in the Netherlands.
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THE
WOMEN’S RURAL INSTITUTE (W.I)
The Woman’s Institute was formed in Britain
in 1915 with the first meeting taking place on the Isle of Anglesey, Wales. The
institute was originally brought about to revitalise rural communities and
encourage women to become more involved in producing food during the First
World War.. Since then the organisation’s aims have broadened and the W.I. is
now the largest voluntary women’s organisation in the UK.
During WWII the organisation came into its
own by providing much needed services with little fuss and got busy with the
jobs in hand. Their vans alongside others would be on site to help all those
who had been “bombed out” with tea food and blankets. They would also provide
portable kiosks to supply out-of-hours trains with Food, Tea and Cigarettes
etc.
In more recent times the W.I. voted for more
information available to the public about HIV and Aids at their General Meeting
in 1986. W.I. campaigned to raise awareness on the immunodeficiency virus. In
2007 the new membership magazine W.I.
LIFE was launched while in 2012 the first WI inside a woman’s prison is formed
hoping to improve their mental health.
CUMBERNAULD
The Scottish town of Cumbernauld has a
history that stretches back at least to the Roman Times when Cumbernauld was a
Roman Fort on the Antonine Wall, the northern limit of the Roman Empire. Cumbernauld’s
name comes from the Gaelic, meaning the “meeting of the streams” between the
River Clyde and the Firth of Forth.
Cumbernauld was designated a new town in 1955
to cope with the housing crisis in Glasgow after WW11. It became in 1981 the
location for the Bill Forsyth Movie, Gregory’s Girl. Cumbernauld is located in
North Lanarkshire.
Opening to the public on 10th
January 1863, The London Underground is the oldest rapid transit system in the
world. By 1884 a “Round London” Ring Line The Circle had been completed.
WAR
SNIPPETS
Polish Doctor Eugen Lazowski faked a Typhus
epidemic to protect an entire village from Nazi raids. His actions saved
thousands from deportation.
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Whistling in the street for a taxi was banned
in London during WW1 in -case the sound was mistaken for an air raid warning.
Buying of rounds of drinks was also banned as it encouraged late night drinking
which effected work performance and the War effort.
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Operation Mincemeat; was a British deception
operation in WW11 using a corpse with fake documents to mislead the Germans
about the Allied invasion of Italy.
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During the Nanking Massacre, German
Businessman John Rabe saved thousands of Chinese citizens by creating a safety
zone. He had influence due to his Nazi Party connections and managed to
negotiate with Japanese Forces.
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In 2022 a military surgeon Andrii Verba miraculously
removed a live, unexploded grenade from the chest of a Ukrainian soldier,
without setting it off. Due to the risk of explosion, two military engineers were
at hand throughout and managed to dispose of the grenade after it was removed.
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Nutella the chocolate spread was invented
during WW11 when an Italian Pastry Maker mixed Hazelnuts into his chocolate to
extend his chocolate ration.
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Desmond Doss a medic in WW11 refused to carry
a weapon yet saved the life of 75 wounded soldiers on Okinawa’s battlefield.
His acts of bravery earned him the Medal of Honor.
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Louis Zamperini survived 47 days on a raft in
the Pacific Ocean during WW11, he then endured two years in Japanese P.O.W.
Camps.
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Adolf Hitler’s mother seriously considered
having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. (There’s a lot to be said
for a second opinion)
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During WW11 a US Naval Destroyer won a battle
with a Japanese Submarine by throwing potatoes at them. The Japanese thought
they were grenades. (Praise the lord and pass the Golden Wonders!)
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When Germany invaded Denmark in 1940 during
WW11, eminent scientists, Max Von Lave and James Franck stopped the Nazis from
seizing their Nobel Prizes by having the 23-karat gold medals dissolved in acid
by a chemist. After the War in 1950 the chemistry was reversed and the
precipitated gold was reset inro medals. They were re-presented to the
scientists two years later.
PETS
& OTHER ANIMALS
In Ypres, Belgium, The Kattenstoet Festival
celebrates cats with Parades, Costumes, and an Entire Day dedicated to Feline
Fun. Its pure cat chaos like something straight out of a cartoon!
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Gracie the Border Collie is employed by
Montana’s Glacier National Park as a “Bark Ranger” – a dog that helps to herd
goats, deer, sheep and other wildlife away from areas where there are a lot of
human visitors.
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For 20 years, a cat named Stubbs served as
the mayor of the small town of Talkeetna, Alaska. So popular was Stubbs that
residents kept Re-Electing the cat in successive “elections”. While Stubbs
didn’t pass any laws, he brought in tourists from all over the world eager to
meet the feline leader.
(you’ve seen the duds - now vote for Stubbs!)
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Alex a Husky Dog was rescued from underneath
the rubble of a collapsed building in
Hatay Provence, Turkey. This was 23 days after the 2023 Earthquake. He survived
for over 3 weeks without Food, Water or Sunlight. He was found when a rescue
worker heard faint cries coming from beneath a pile of fallen concrete.
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Greenland Sharks live for at least 270 years
– maybe even as long as 500 years. They do not reproduce until they are 150
years old. They also grow extremely slowly, at a rate of around 0.4 inches a
year.
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Snakes can help predict Earthquakes, they can
sense a coming earthquake from 120km away, up to 5 days before it happens.
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When New York’s Brooklyn Bridge opened in
1883 many people believed it would collapse. To prove its safety circus owner
P.T. Barnum led 21 elephants across the bridge on May 17th 1884.
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Bailey was an adopted Husky mix dog who went
missing from her new home, showed up two days later after walking 10miles 16km
to her former shelter in El Paso, Texas simply ringing the door-bell in the
middle of the night.
(Who on earth can that be at this time of night! It must be
important then bell keeps ringing. I’ll let you go down-stairs, I can’t find my
slippers!)
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Studies have shown that cows listening to
classical music produce more milk. Beethoven and Mozart are their favourites.
While many animals are curious about louder sounds, cows are not fans of rock
or Heavy Metal with the exception of the odd cow. (Daisy the cow could hear
the music she liked coming from the Farm workers stereo on the other farm. She
slipped out the field and started dancing up the road, she found a young school-boys
cap and managed to place it on her head, her head was moving up and down and
left and right. One of the cows asked where Daisy was going? Another cow
answered, she’s on the Highway to Hell!)
The farmer had recently
bought an AI Artificial Robotic Cattleman known as Micky. Metal Micky had also
gone missing that day. Apparently he also loved Heavy Metal music and was
“head-banging”his way up the road. Sadly he shook his head too much and it fell
off ! It rolled along the road and eventually fell in a pot-hole. Back at the
farmers field all you could hear was a faint “Does not Compute!!............Does
Not Compute!!)
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Police Officers in Chongqing, China have
trained six Squirrels to sniff out drugs. With their keen sense of smell,
Squirrels are not only skilled detectors but being smaller and faster, they can
reach high and awkward spots that are inaccessible to sniffer dogs.
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In the American State of Kansas it is illegal
to push ducks over waterfalls! The term
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere somehow a duck is watching you. (What did you do with my
uncle Donald? You pushed him over a waterfall didn’t you! You never had the decency
to offer him a barrel!)
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Vanilla Flavouring is sometimes made with the
urine of Beavers.
(I shudder to think how the chocolate sauce is made!)
Around
The World
Table knives that had rounded tips originated
in 17th Century France. Cardinal Richelieu ordered that all knives
be dulled/rounded to prevent fights during meals – a practical solution to a
violent problem. ( I wonder how many people would still be around today if we all
took Cardinal Richelieu’s advice!)
People who donate blood in Sweden are sent a Text Message each time their blood
saves a life. (A very good idea)
Certain Brands of Bottled Water sell for
hundreds or even thousands of Dollars . They claim the water comes from remote
mountains or is “infused” with Moon Energy. ( My preference would be Del & Rodney’s
Peckham Spring water, its “infused” with Chlorine!)
Fire Whirls : Also known as Fire Tornadoes
occur when intense heat and turbulent winds combine during wildfires.
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Mangroves : These coastal Trees can survive in salt water
and protect shorelines from erosion and storm surges.
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(Something for those amongst you who’s preference in movies is of
the Whack kind)
For those that remember there being an
airport heist in “Goodfellas” well it actually took place. Lufthansa (1978) thieves
stole around $5 Million in cash $875,000 in Jewellery from JFK Airport, as
depicted in the movie.
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Germany’s Cologne Cathedral took 632 years to
build. Construction began in 1248 but it was not finished until 1880. It was
the World’s tallest building for 4 years. It is now a UNESCO World Heritage
Centre.
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Swedish company Mo’cycle created AIRBAG JEANS
for motorcyclists. Airbags that are built into the pants inflate and offer
IMPACT PROTECTION to the rider’s lower body during an accident.
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Oak Island Money Pit : This is a site on Oak
Island, Nova Scotia where treasure hunters have been searching for buried
treasure since the 18th Century.
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In Italy, a war broke out between Modena and
Bologna because residents of Modena stole a bucket from a public well in
Bologna. Although it was meant as a prank, Bologna took it as an act of war. It
would lead to a battle that claimed hundreds of lives. The bucket is still
displayed in a museum in Modena in what was known as The (1325) War Of The
Bucket.
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The term forty-niners was the name given to
the great influx of miners into California in 1849 at the early period of the
Gold-Rush. Suppling trousers to the men was a clothing firm called Levi
Strauss. Although the jeans were hard wearing they were vulnerable in certain
parts and ripping under the tough gold mining conditions. Levi Strauss saw that
it was the same areas of cloth that was affected’ so he strengthened these
areas using copper rivets, and the rest is history.
The Gold-Rush in the Klondike in Northern
Canada began in 1896 with the majority of gold mined by 1900 however commercial
digging continued until 1966.
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There is an Insurance Policy issued against
Alien Abduction (best to read the small print, you may be covered against Alien
Abduction but what about Alien Probing!)
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There is a Japanese village called Nagoro
which has 35 inhabitants but over 350 scarecrows. (There must be some doubt
that they are all scarecrows some may be Zombies. The first test is to listen
carefully, in the distance of you can hear high pitched Sci Fi music followed
by Brains! Brains! Or are you hearing the singing of “If I only had a brain”. If the later is true
take yourself off to the hard-wear store for wood and nails and barricade
yourselves in!)
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Lightning kills more people in Florida than
in any other U.S. State. It claims about 10 lives a year, about 10% of the
national total. Some open spaces in Florida have had warning devices installed,
so that when lightning is detected within a 5mile (8km) radius an alarm sounds.
This allows people to get undercover.
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After his boat sank , a Brazilian fisherman
survived for 11 days at sea in shark infested waters by floating inside a
freezer. Unable to swim, as the boat started to capsize and the contents
scattered, he climbed into a large freezer. The freezer was floating on the
surface of the water so he jumped inside it until another boat picked him up
off the coast of Suriname. (Now if I put myself in this situation I will explain why I no
longer buy Lottery tickets. I find myself floating aimlessly in a large
chest freezer however fortunately no sharks have attempted a “nibble” and I
haven’t drowned in the sea. I notice in the distance a ship sailing nearer then
a freak wave hits the chest freezer and slams the lid shut! I am now stuck
inside the Chest Freezer with no way out ( these things were not designed to be
opened from the inside.) I have avoided the sharks and drowning in the South
Atlantic Ocean only to suffocate at sea in a chest freezer.!)
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A very wise Angolan Proverb states : The one
who throws a stone forgets, he who is hit remembers forever.
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English Nurse Edith Cavell was tried and
convicted of being a spy during WW1. As she was led to her execution she
requested the Hymn “Abide by me” her
last words were ( Patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or
bitterness towards anyone.)
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Elvis Presley had a twin brother named Garon,
who died at birth, which is why Elvis has the middle name Aron. Elvis Presley’s
Birthplace and Museum opened in 1992 in
Tupelo, Mississippi. Elvis, on his father’s side was a direct relation of
Andrew Presley from Aberdeenshire who left Scotland around the time of the Jacobite uprising and settled in North
Carolina for a time.
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Cruise Ships are legally required to carry
Body Bags and maintain a Morgue. (It’s true what they say, See Naples and Die)
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The Woodstock Rock Festival : “The Woodstock
Nation” came together in a time that was marked by Race Riots, Political Assassinations
and the continual grind of the Vietnam War. Despite being ankle deep in mud,
with 17 miles of bumper - bumper traffic, shortages of water and sanitation it
became a defining moment in Rock history. There were 31 performers who were
paid anywhere from $18,000 – $2,500. (Jimi Hendrix) was paid $18,000 with the
(Grateful Dead) being paid $2,500. At the 1969 festival 3 people was born and 3
died and yet they still brought about a festival of love and peace.
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Some African languages such as Xhosa and Zulu
use click sounds as consonants. (These click sounds should not be confused with the BBC program
Click or the “clicks” (boyfriends) of Daphne Broon. Has anyone noticed that Daphne’s
“clicks” are getting a bit long in the tooth. Well I suppose none of us are
getting any younger!)
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The Microwave was invented after a researcher
walked by a Radar Tube and a chocolate bar melted in his back pocket.( I wonder if this
researcher was the late/ great Scots comic Chic Murray.)
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Every year 6,000 people in the UK get hurt
putting their trousers on. ( this is a problem for the more mature in years. Getting the first
trouser leg “in” is usually no problem however in attempting the other leg your
foot gets stuck half-way. You then start to hop across the bedroom floor until
you collide with the metal radiator. At this point you squeal like a little
piggy whilst turning the “air blue” this I thes original definition of the term
(Cross-Dresser.)
The
Destruction of the Jewish Temple in AD 70
When Jesus was speaking to his disciples on
some occasions his disciples remarked on the strength and size of stone of the
Jewish Temple. Jesus told them in Matthew 24 : Verses 1 & 2 : “Jesus was
leaving the temple when his disciples came and pointed to the building . Yes
look at it all. I tell you this : not one stone will be left upon another; all
will be thrown down.” This prophesy of Jesus was repeated in Mark Chapter
13: verse 2 and Luke Chapter 21 Verse 6.
The former Jewish Kingdom of Judea had been
under Roman rule since 4 B.C however a Jewish revolt had broken out in AD66.The
Roman Emperor Vespasian sent his son Titus to suppress the revolt. The Grand
Temple was marked down for destruction because the Romans believed it would
house many Jewish Zealots which could continue a Guerilla war against the Roman
Occupiers.
The Temple itself was the treasury of the
Jewish Nation. Large parts of the Holy Temple both inside and outside were
covered in sheets of gold. When the Temple was put on fire, large amounts of
gold melted and poured into the stones surrounding area. The Gold melted and descended into the
cracks and crevices of the stonework. In order to recover the melted gold, the 10th Roman
Legion had their Jewish captives uproot every stone of the temple. The Jewish
captives were given long metal rods to prod and prise the stones loose, this
included the foundation stones.
Another factor was all that all the stones
including the foundation stones for important buildings contained Gold or
Silver, this was due to many buildings being close to the main earthquake
fault-line that runs from the Red Sea up to Turkey. From this main fault-line
the area of Judea etc is “criss-crossed” with faults and tremors. Silver and/or
Gold connections were used as they would not break therefore giving the
structure greater “give” and stability.
So much Gold was discovered in this way that
the price of the metal in the Roman Empire went down to half its pre-war value.
After the uprising was defeated many Jewish prisoners were shipped to Rome to
labour on the building of the Colosseum.
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In an
attempt to combat vandalism, the council of Klaipeda, Lithuania, announced that
all public toilets in the town would automatically lock-in customers if they
took longer than five minutes inside. (Coach tours for the Elderly) announced it was returning to
Britain with half the male passengers missing!)
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A 330lb, 150kg, 7ft bull shark suddenly
jumped into a familys small boat as they were fishing on a river in Queensland
, Australia. At the time the family were concentrating on keeping a safe
distance from a large crocodile on the riverbank. (I think your gonna need
a bigger brain!)
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A man from, Lancashire,
England, rode a regular sit-on lawnmower the entire length of Britain from John
O’ Groats, Caithness to Lands End, Cornwall. He covered the 874 miles (1,398km)
in 5 days 8 hours and 36 minutes, reaching a top speed of almost 10mph (16
kmph). ( It was believed his
time would have been much faster if he didn’t need to keep emptying the
recovery bucket at various points along the way!)
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An 81-year- old man from
Angol, Chile woke up to find himself lying in a coffin at his own wake. Once he
had been helped out of the coffin he asked for a glass of water. (If I woke up in my coffin during my own funeral I think I would need
something stronger than a glass of water!)
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Beagle Dogs, Candie and
Chipper, part of the U.S. Customs and Borders
“ Beagle Brigade”, sniffed out two giant African slugs in a passenger’s
luggage in Atlanta, Georgia! (Ah! what clever little Beagles! Maybe they can give advice on
keeping Gracie’s Hosta plants slug free for next year!)
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During the Middle Ages in
Europe executioners would sell the human fat from the corpses as a health
remedy for many ailments including toothache, arthritis etc which would be
available at 17th century pharmacies. (Call me Mister Picky but I think I’ll stick to
Paracetomol)
Two workers at a federal
building in Washington DC suffered cuts after a plumbing malfunction caused two
toilets to explode sending tiny shards of porcelain flying through the air. The
2,500 employees in the building were warned not to use the bathrooms until the
problem was fixed. (Easier said than done), This story reminds me
of a town that were making renovations
to the local graveyard. Flyers were sent out to the effect that people should
not die until the renovations were complete. I’m sure many would have loved to
comply but once again, easier said than done!
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Whiskers a young cat from
Somerset, England got her name from the large whiskers that she has. (The cat was very proud of his whiskers and
rubbed them constantly against the furniture, however his owner started
watching a TV programme called( Escape to the Chateau). Whiskers flew into a
jealous rage when he saw a man with bigger whiskers than him. His owner seeing
that the cat was agitated decided to change the TV channel. Unfortunately they
were now watching Blackadder Goes Forth and there was a very senior officer
with whiskers so long, at bedtime he had to put them in a hairnet. Whiskers
took a tantrum and disappeared through the cat-flap and never returned until
suppertime. Whiskers was a more- humble cat on his return and had learned a
valuable lesson, Whisker envy is a terrible thing!
A blind English boy has learned
to “see” the world around him for the first time by using echolocation – the
technique used by bats and dolphins. By clicking his tongue on the roof of his
mouth, the boy can discover where and how big objects are depending on the
echoes that bounce back. He uses this method to play basketball, determining
which direction the hoop is in and how far away it is before making his shot.
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A man from New South
Wales, Australia, has donated his rare type of blood 1,000 times. It contains an
antibody that has saved over two million Australian babies from Rhesus disease,
a serious form of anaemia.
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Doctors at McGill
University , Montreal, Canada, treat patients with a lazy eye by getting them
to play the video game TETRIS because it trains both eyes to work together.
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Microscopic nanobees, made
from perfluocarbon – a material used in artificial blood – has been used by
scientists at a university in St Louis, Missouri, to kill cancer tumours by
stinging them. The nanobees, measuring just 3 millionths of an inch across, are
armed with melittin, a toxin found in bee venom, which destroys cancerous cells
by drilling holes through them.
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Researchers at Nottingham
Trent University, UK have developed a car seat that detects when drivers are
falling asleep at the wheel. An electrocardiogram sensor system embedded into
the fabric of the seat interprets heart signals, which indicate when a driver
is becoming less alert. The system then issues a warning, and if that is
ignored, active cruise technology is deployed to slow the vehicle down.
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To highlight the poor
condition of roads in Panama City, local TV News Show Telemetro Pepirta
installed motion -sensitive devices in the pot-holes across the city that sent
a complaint tweet directly to the Twitter account of the Department of Public
Works every time they were run-over by a vehicle.
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A girl with cerebral palsy
who can write only by touching a keyboard with her lips has been offered a
contract to have her first novel published. The girl from Wang Qianjin, China
is virtually paralyzed and has never had a day’s schooling in her life. However
she taught herself Chinese by watching captioned TV dramas and memorising the
pronunciation and structure of the different characters.
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Hollywood heartthrob Hedy
Lamarr pioneered transmitting radio signals via changing frequencies to ensure
American radio-guided weapons remained undetected during WWII. Hedy Lamarr was
born in Austria on 9th NOV
1914 and became a famous Hollywood actress of the 1940’s. She is best
known for her role as Delilah in the Hollywood blockbuster Samson & Delilah
in1949.
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At the beginning of WWII,
along with George Antheil they co-invented a Radio Guidance Technology to
defeat the threat of radio jamming of Allied torpedoes by the Axis powers. This
technology is still in use today as a
component part of Satellite and Cellular phone security / protection. In 1960
Hedy Lamarr was given a “star” on Hollywood Boulevard.
Paralysed in an accident ,
Jasper the dachshund lost the use of his hind legs until scientists at
Cambridge University, UK, intervened. The scientists injected cells from the
dog’s nose into the injured part of his spine resulting in the dog being able
to walk again.
Scientists at the
University of St Andrews in Scotland taught a grey seal named Zola to sing
“Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star” and the theme to Star Wars!
Ventura County Fire
Department in California hired hundreds of hungry goats in 2019 to eat the
dried brush that presented a fire hazard.
A blind couple from
Stoke-on-Trent, England, fell in love and got engaged after their seeing-eye
dogs Venice and Rodd hit it off during training classes.
On Middle Island off the
coast of Victoria, Australia, Maremma sheepdogs protect a colony of the world’s
smallest penguins from predators. Penguins are born with a gland above their
eyes that filters out salt from their blood.
Crunchie, a male
strawberry roan Welsh mountain pony, had to sleep on a bed of shredded
waste-paper at his stable in Cheshire, UK. This was because the pony suffered
from hay fever. He was diagnosed as being allergic to the dust in traditional
straw beds after suffering a near-fatal asthma attack in 2009.
After finding a barely
breathing newborn calf in a snowbank on his farm near Culter, Indiana, US, he
saved the animals life by jumping fully clothed into a hot tub with the
shivering animal to heat the calf up. He then dried the calf thoroughly, took
it indoors and wrapped it in electric blankets. The calf named Leroy, made a
full recovery.
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National elections in the U.S.A. always take
place on a Tuesday owing to a law dating back to 1845. This gave people time to
reach a voting station when traveling by horse. Tuesday was chosen because it
did not clash with Sunday worship or market day, which was held on a Wednesday
in many towns.
One in 5 Canadians are
related to someone who emigrated to the country through Pier 21 at Halifax,
Nova Scotia, which could be considered the “Ellis Island” of Canada.
Dutch wheelchair tennis
player Esther Vergeer did not lose a single match between 2003 and her
retirement in 2013. She ended her career with an unbroken winning streak of 470
matches!
Elvis Presley (USA,
1935-77) established the concept for stadium concerts with a 5-date tour of the
Pacific Northwest in August and September 1957. The first of these shows is
regarded as Rock’s first real stadium concert.
In Mongolia, Tibet, and
many other provinces of China, tea was compressed into blocks and given as
wages.
In 2012, the town of
Boring, Oregon, voted in favour of becoming a “sister community” or “twin town”
to the Scottish village of Dull. Boring was named after William Boring, an
early resident of the area, and Dull is thought to have taken its name from the
Pictish word for field.
Banana ketchup is made
from mashed banana, sugar, vinegar and
spices and it is a popular Filipino condiment that is often coloured red to
resemble tomato ketchup. It was first produced during WWII when there was a
shortage of tomato ketchup but an
abundance of bananas.
A woman named Manu gave
birth on a train toilet in Rajasthan, India only to have her baby fall through
the waste drainage system and end up on the tracks. Although Manu had lost
consciousness, luckily a nearby railway guard heard the baby’s cries and
alerted railway bosses who stopped the train and rescued the child.
The Beverly Clock, located at the University
of Otago in Dunedin, New Zealand is a working mechanical clock that has not
been wound since 1864. It is powered solely by changes in pressure and
temperature.
Ruth Belville made a
living selling the time to the people of London. Ruth inherited the business
from her father, John who launched the service in 1836. Each morning he visited
the Greenwich Observatory and set his watch before heading out by buggy to
adjust the clocks of more than 200 clients. Upon his death in 1856 his widow
Maria took up the business and Ruth continued from 1892 until the beginning of
WWII when bombing was to make the streets too dangerous to travel along.
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LOUIS WAIN
Louis William Wain 5th
August 1860 – 4th July 1939 was an English artist best known for his
drawings of “humanised” cats and kittens in both appearance and behaviour. He
was born in Clerkenwell, London and sold his first drawing in 1881. In 1884 he
married Emily Richardson, their happy marriage ended 2 years later when Emily
died of breast cancer. During her illness a stray black and white kitten named
Peter was a great comfort to Emily in her terminal illness. As Louis sat with
his wife he began drawing Peter from every possible angle. That was the first time
Louis showed any interest in cats.
Wain’s cats became more
and more human as his career progressed. . He became a prolific illustrator,
producing hundreds of designs a year for magazines, newspapers, children’s
books and picture postcards.
Sadly, Wain suffered with
mental health problems throughout his life which seemingly worsened after the death of his wife in 1887.
It is thought he may have suffered from schizophrenia as well as anxiety and
depression. He made errors of judgement when it came to business. This led to
his descent into poverty, despite the continued popularity of his work.
With his mental health
worsening his sisters eventually committed him to the pauper ward of London’s
Springfield Mental Hospital in 1924. A campaign was started to raise funds for
his care which was supported by writer H.G. Wells and Prime Ministers Stanley
Baldwin & Ramsay Macdonald among others. He was brought into Napsbury
Hospital in St Albans. A better mental health facility that looked after convalescent
soldiers from WW1. Wain’s final years were spent in better circumstances also the fund
provided for his elderly sisters who were also living in poverty. The work of
Louis Wain will be enjoyed by many for future years to come.
In the year 1914 medical
history was made in a Brussels hospital when the first successful Blood
Transfusion was performed.
THE DUST BOWL HOW / WHERE
& WHEN
The year was 1935 and
disaster had already struck the hard-pressed folk of America in the shape of
the Depression. Just as they were pinning their hopes on a brighter future with
Presidents Roosevelt’s NEW DEAL programmes, dust storms threatened half the
country. The worst hit areas were the so-called “Dust Bowl” states of Kansas,
Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma, Texas & New Mexico.
In the 1920’s much of the
vast prairie was planted with wheat which degraded the top-soil, leaving the
land dusty and arid. These conditions were ideal for the turbulent prairie
winds to whip up into a huge black destructive mass. This mass devastated homes
and crops with the government urged to
declare the affected area a disaster zone.
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Hollywood Actress Sharon
Stone, during auditions for the 1995 film The Quick and the Dead was greatly
impressed with the talents of the young Leonardo Di Caprio and wanted him
included in the cast. The studio said , “if you want him so much you can pay
him out of your own salary” and, that’s what she did!
In life one good deed often follows another
and Leonardo Di Caprio and Kate Winslet, the stars of the 1997 movie Titanic
helped pay the nursing home fees of Millvina Dean . She was the last Titanic
survivor. By paying for nursing home fees she did not have to sell any more
mementos of the disaster to raise cash. She died in 2009 aged 97.
Greyfriars Bobby was a
Skye terrier who became known in 19th Century Edinburgh for spending
14 years guarding the grave of his owner John Gray until he died himself on 14th
January 1872. A statue of Bobby sits at the corner of Candlemaker row and the
George IV bridge. It is a category A listed building.
THE END
AND ALL THE BEST!